Clients From Hell: Ultra-strange encounter with a... →
clientsfromhell: Client: “Aren’t you supposed to be designing my brochure?” Me: “It’s Sunday morning. I’m just buying milk because I ran out.” Client: “Oh, you did? Well, what should we do then if we run out of time for the project, huh? Just leave the last two pages blank and write ‘sorry, ran out of milk’… This is how our church makes me feel. Currently church shopping.
Have you ever tried to do a Harry Potter Spell?
flesturambar: harnesstheflame: umanovamaneiradesorrir: wingardium leviosa. Next to saying “go-go gadget arm!” before getting up to get something, I try “accio” in the hopes that one day, one of those two (or both!) will work. Accio, Engorgio (when working on something intricate), and maybe even Imperio or Avada Kedavra when I get angry at my wife’s arse of a boss.